youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

supertrout95:

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

9 hours of studying and I can’t remember my own name but I can remember how to kill a man using a toothbrush so there’s that

the hell kind of classes are you taking?

I’m a forensic criminologist our slogan is “can’t run fast enough to be a serial killer so I’ll just help the police catch them”

(via i-dont-need-opinions)

thekattcameback:

sharkchunks:

This may be the greatest facial expression ever captured on film.

Pure perfection.

thekattcameback:

sharkchunks:

This may be the greatest facial expression ever captured on film.

Pure perfection.

(via i-dont-need-opinions)

cassbones:

ecstatic-motion:

My cat brought us a present today.  I have never seen a rabbit SO angry. 

****He was set free 10 minutes after being caught, photographed, and driven to a nearby field :)

"Fuckin cat thinks I’m a fuckin chew toy. Fuckin humans puttin me in a fuckin box with a fuckin carrot like its gonna make this WHOLE SITUATION SO MUCH FUCKIN BETTER! DO I LOOK LIKE BUGS BUNNY TO YOU, FUCKER?!?"

(via i-dont-need-opinions)

kristoffbjorgman:

fuckyeanna:

disney-beauty:

Seriously?

Can’t wait to see this woman’s ice powers. 

how many news sites reporting on this do you think use “let it go” somewhere in the article?

kristoffbjorgman:

fuckyeanna:

disney-beauty:

Seriously?

Can’t wait to see this woman’s ice powers. 

how many news sites reporting on this do you think use “let it go” somewhere in the article?

(via thevolutionofnerdy)

shodobear:

stunningpicture:

A grape, wearing a raspberry.

I am froot.

shodobear:

stunningpicture:

A grape, wearing a raspberry.

I am froot.

(via i-dont-need-opinions)

grave-at-trenzalore:

followingthedeer:

sainthannah:

heatherbat:

stunningpicture:

‘Cause people seem to only post the 20-something Audrey Hepburn.

Audrey Hepburn was the granddaughter of a baron, the daughter of a nazi sympathizer, spent her teens doing ballet to secretly raise money for the dutch resistance against the nazis, and spent her post-film career as a goodwill ambassador of UNICEF, winning the presidential medal of freedom for her efforts.
…and history remembers her as pretty.

AND HISTORY REMEMBERS HER AS PRETTY

note

this is the first time I have ever seen a picture of her older than 20 and I think that’s scary

grave-at-trenzalore:

followingthedeer:

sainthannah:

heatherbat:

stunningpicture:

‘Cause people seem to only post the 20-something Audrey Hepburn.

Audrey Hepburn was the granddaughter of a baron, the daughter of a nazi sympathizer, spent her teens doing ballet to secretly raise money for the dutch resistance against the nazis, and spent her post-film career as a goodwill ambassador of UNICEF, winning the presidential medal of freedom for her efforts.

…and history remembers her as pretty.

AND HISTORY REMEMBERS HER AS PRETTY

note

this is the first time I have ever seen a picture of her older than 20 and I think that’s scary

(via i-dont-need-opinions)

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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(via i-dont-need-opinions)

artemia:

note-a-bear:

aminaabramovic:

everyone needs to watch this video before they log off tonight

well, now I know what I’m doing every time a car alarm goes off

this looks like so much fun

(Source: merakiandmelaninblooms, via i-dont-need-opinions)

infamousindigochild:

harleyhendrix:

I watched this for like 20 minutes


It feels like I’m watching the birth of a demon

infamousindigochild:

harleyhendrix:

I watched this for like 20 minutes

It feels like I’m watching the birth of a demon

(Source: o7filho, via i-dont-need-opinions)

tastefullyoffensive:

Spotted at a bar in Columbia, Missouri. [via]

tastefullyoffensive:

Spotted at a bar in Columbia, Missouri. [via]

(via beyourself711)

1980somethingspaceship:

girlyhina:

I love how this face

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is vague enough to be used for practically any reaction it’s just the best

dropped some food on the floor

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forgot to study for a test

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asked to answer a question in class but you dont know the answer

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someone calls you cute

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someone asks you out

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critical plot twist in a movie you didnt see coming

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theres so much astronaut stuff you cant fully function

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all your reaction needs

(via thevolutionofnerdy)

beautifuloregonvibes:

I think its such a turn on when you are kissing someone and they get so into it they let out a moan.

(via i-dont-need-opinions)

beerhell:

its stupid how in shows like two guys can look at each other for like 2 seconds and people will be like whoa…are they gay? ?? ?? then for girls they could be like fisting for 23 episodes and people will be like hmmm idk it could be platonic

(Source: polearms, via milesjai)

niggasandcomputers:

postracialcomments:

black-american-queen:

I’m in grad school and still don’t understand this shit.

#BlackExcellence

Too cute!

Tell em

(via lilcochina)