plaineasyandsimple:

this one time a guy in my class was gonna download his presentation from hotmail.com

HE SPELLED IT WRONG

HE SPELLED HOTMALE.COM

HE WAS CONNECTED TO THE PROJECTOR

WE WERE TWELVE

JUST IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED

(Source: thelifeof-moa, via unsmokable)

zodiacsociety:

Cancerian Personality

zodiacsociety:

Cancerian Personality

Let’s hold hands…

…while I eat you out.

(Source: js10inchs, via thelesbianguide)

quickweaves:

THIS IS THE MOST POWERFUL VINE 

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com, via itoldya-i-was-trouble)

postllimit:

when u use ur boobs to get someone to notice u

image

(via caseyanthonyofficial)

officialcrow:

baylorbeats:

skrippers:

bigeisamazing:

regalasfuck:

truest shit ive ever read

bullshit. cheaters don’t strive for A’s. they strive for C’s. getting A’s make shit look to obvious especially when you ain’t doing the bare minimum in class

I went for A’s when I cheated.

who wants to cheat for a c? if you gon cheat, cheat big

"lemme rob this bank for 3 grand…. dont wanna make it….obvious"

officialcrow:

baylorbeats:

skrippers:

bigeisamazing:

regalasfuck:

truest shit ive ever read

bullshit. cheaters don’t strive for A’s. they strive for C’s. getting A’s make shit look to obvious especially when you ain’t doing the bare minimum in class

I went for A’s when I cheated.

who wants to cheat for a c? if you gon cheat, cheat big

"lemme rob this bank for 3 grand…. dont wanna make it….obvious"

(Source: walkinggtall, via i-dont-need-opinions)

honeybesweet:

i have two moods fuck you and whats for dinner

(Source: unexceptional, via unsmokable)

makotosgirl:

i heard kissing is good for u so how about we both try to stay healthy huh

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fosterthepeoplejunkster:

lypo:

lypo:

imagegot a family of 4 in my house :)X

image my husband died, just me n the kids :(X

image ”we’re not calling him dad.”

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who-let-the-daleks-out:

thenerdgirlcometh:

I actually believe artists and scientists think very similarly. Complex, abstract thought? They both have that down. It’s all about where that thinking takes you after that.

Words cannot describe how much I love this post.

(Source: youtube.com, via boobiesareamazeballs)